| At some point everybody will buy a certain piece of | | | | of all write a new review of their bar and second of all |
| technology or some kind of gadget that they feel | | | | to not press charges against them for kidnapping. |
| attached to, that they love. This happens with people | | | | In a vain attempt to make it look like the writer for the |
| every day and is why people go to get an iPhone | | | | local paper has not been kidnapped, Dee and her |
| screen replacement or an iPad repair, and similar | | | | brother Dennis then go over to the apartment building |
| situations are demonstrated on popular TV shows on | | | | where the writer lives and try to pack his suitcase so |
| a regular basis. In fact, on an episode of the hit FX | | | | that it looks like he is gone on vacation. However, they |
| show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," the gang of | | | | quickly figure out that they actually broke into the |
| bar owners buys a flat screen, very thin television that | | | | wrong apartment when the writer's neighbor barges in |
| all the main characters Dennis, Charlie, Dee, and Mac | | | | on them packing his clothes into a suitcase. Dennis and |
| love. The television then plays an important part in the | | | | Dee then wind up kidnapping the neighbor as well, |
| rest of the episode that very few viewers would have | | | | hoping that he will not say anything about the |
| seen coming when the plotline comes near its | | | | kidnapping either. |
| conclusion. | | | | Finally, as the episode comes to its ridiculous conclusion |
| In the episode, the local newspaper has given Paddy's | | | | the gang decides that the first order of business is to |
| Pub, the bar that the main characters own and work in, | | | | bribe the neighbor so that he will not tell the police |
| a terrible review and has actually called them the | | | | about being held hostage. This is the point in the story |
| worst bar in Philadelphia. In addition, he refers to the | | | | when the aforementioned flat screen TV comes back |
| men of the bar as classless boors and Dee as surly | | | | in to the plot, as this is what the man demands as |
| and white trash. The poor review and the insults anger | | | | compensation for his having been taken prisoner. |
| the four bar owners and they go and try to talk the | | | | Lastly, Charlie hits the writer on the head with a glass |
| man into writing a new review, which as expected | | | | bottle to try and give him amnesia and they return him |
| goes poorly. | | | | home. The next day the gang goes to the bar to find |
| But, after they have all left the office of the paper and | | | | a new review of their bar in which the writer insults |
| head back to the bar the rest of the gang finds Charlie | | | | them even more mercilessly then before, saying that |
| waiting to make a very strange announcement. As it | | | | rather than tell the police he was kidnapped he will just |
| turns out, after their meeting with the writer Charlie | | | | allow them to stay in the hole they created. Upset that |
| started drinking and got mad, and then decided to | | | | he did not mention any of them by name, the gang |
| kidnap the writer and bring him to the pub. The gang | | | | walks out the door to have another talk with the writer |
| holds him hostage for a while and hilarity ensues as | | | | as the credits roll begin to roll. |
| they all try to figure out ways to convince him to first | | | | |