| I'm just going to say right away that I'm not sure if | | | | her stay at home with his matchbook collection. That's |
| television shows are supposed to be in italics or | | | | pretty normal. |
| surrounded by quotation marks. Or are they supposed | | | | So once the invitations are out, find out how many are |
| to be underlined? I don't care...the purpose of this article | | | | coming. Buy season one on DVD as a gift for your |
| is to describe to you a "perfect" iCarly birthday party | | | | daughter, and let her open it before anyone comes |
| theme, and if you're all hung up on a small thing like that, | | | | over (that way, they can watch it during the party. Get |
| I don't know what to tell you. Maybe join a gym. | | | | it?) Go to the store and get some iCarly things, like the |
| Have you seen the show? It's fantastic. In fact, I | | | | remote control they use, as well as other things. Wow, |
| always say it's "like Seinfeld, only for kids". And without | | | | I'm really not being very specific, am I? O.K., then do |
| a zany character who moonlights as a racial slur | | | | this: take your daughter with you to the aisle of Evil |
| advocate. | | | | Mart and ask her to show you what to get. |
| It's a great show, and a wonderful alternative to a lot | | | | Back at the house, the kids can do little skits like they |
| of the junk that's out there right now. So why not | | | | do on the show, and they'll most likely have a great |
| design a birthday party theme around it? | | | | time doing it. They can even record themselves singing |
| It's easy enough, really. First off, tell the other parents | | | | the theme song and upload it to a PRIVATE YouTube |
| what you're doing; some of them might not approve of | | | | channel! |
| the show. But that's O.K., because you wouldn't want | | | | It'll be a blast. As long as that weird kid doesn't show |
| that adults weirdo kid at the party anyway! Let him or | | | | up. |