| The worst-kept secret in show business is now official. | | | | Despite protests from some locals, South Beach rolled |
| Sort of. MTV's Jersey Shore is moving to Miami's | | | | out the Ed Hardy carpet and Jersey Shore jumped on |
| South Beach for its new season, the Miami Herald | | | | it like, well, a reality star in an awards show gifting suite. |
| reports. | | | | ... MTV hit is said to start in two weeks, to be followed |
| News, Pictures, Gossip, Video, Episode Reviews: | | | | by the arrival of the cast. Though we're not 100 % |
| The good news: The hair gel, fake tans, shallow | | | | sure on where the [cast] will be residing, depending on |
| conversation won't have to be tweaked one little bit. | | | | who you ask, it's either too close or not close enough. |
| The bad news: They're in the same state as us now. | | | | It doesn't sound like the 'Jersey Shore' cast is going to |
| The Herald's announcement Wednesday trumps any | | | | get the warmest welcome, if the tone of that article is |
| official confirmation of a location change, though it's | | | | any indication. |
| been rumored on the Web for weeks. In fact, even | | | | For me, here's the puzzling part: the show is called |
| the cast claims to be in the dark. (Oh, that's so true | | | | 'Jersey Shore,' so I think of New Jersey. Yet they're |
| about many things in their lives of Snooki, J-Woow and | | | | going to MIAMI? |
| The Situation.) | | | | Well, it's certainly a different part of the country from |
| Filming is set to begin in two weeks. | | | | New Jersey, so I'm sure MTV will get plenty of drama |
| Kourtney and Khloe may want to put a rush on their | | | | out of that alone. What do you think of this move? |
| filming because from what we hear, it's a done deal. | | | | As for the welcome party, you can be sure it's not at |
| Despite protests from some locals, South Beach rolled | | | | Mynt. And as for the Kardashians, well Kim may have |
| out the Ed Hardy carpet and Jersey Shore jumped on | | | | a bit of a beef with J-Woww, but one thing the two |
| it like, well, a reality star in an awards show gifting suite. | | | | camps do have in common is their joint effort (along |
| Though we're not 100 % sure on where the merry | | | | with a few other s*hitshows) in turning Miami into the |
| gang of guidos will be residing, depending on who you | | | | country's official reality show landfill. |
| ask, it's either too close or not close enough. | | | | Whatever the case, you can practically hear the fists |
| Although MTV has not confirmed where the second | | | | pumping--some, up in the air in a joyful display of delight |
| season of 'Jersey Shore' will be filmed, the Miami | | | | and others into various walls around the city. Get |
| Herald has announced the show is moving to their | | | | ready, Miami. And don't say you weren't warned. |
| sunny city. | | | | |