One Piece of the Golf Anecdote

Have ever heard some anecdotes about the golf? I 
can make sure that most of them have heard. Here IJack  is very curious: "What is the meaning does not
would like to give you one piece of the anecdote, wishlose the fight? If the water how to do?"
you can get the fun from this one. 
 "It will float up, and can monitor the location to the
Golf Ball Can Not Be Lostshore and eventually drifted into the shore."
  
One day, Jack was preparing to tee off, oneJack : "If it into the trees?"
gentleman came up and said to him: "Please wait a 
moment before you tee off, allow me to show you a"Do not worry, it sounds an audible, who can find you
very wonderful thing for you?"have your eyes closed."
  
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example: 
 "No problem, this pitch will be light at night. In short, you
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 Jack  immediately bought the pitch, and then said: "I
Jack  impatient, asked: "What?"have a question, how do you get the precious and
 great ball in so many golf balls?"
"A special golf, you play golf with it, and it will not be 
lost.""I pick it.